wait for the drop

In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them…. I destroy them.

—Orson Scott Card : Enders Game (via himynameismaggie182)




this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life

i need an adult

call the police

(Source: goldblum666, via moriarty)



Everyone shut up and watch this 49 second unaired clip of Whose Line where we see Colin officially lose his mind.

this legitimately gets funnier every time i watch it, i didn’t know that was possible

(via unichronicorn)


What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzz.

(via myfarewelltoarms)